Bedtime Stories
Here are links to the books we have serialised and re-told in handy pre-sleep/commute/pretending to be working chunks. New links added as we progress through books, and add new titles.
Homer – The Odyssey
Book 1 – In search of lost dads
Book 2 – Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Book 3 – In which more cows are killed and the sheets are probably Egyptian cotton
Book 4 – The of man of the sea – so much better than sat nav
Book 5 – In which Odysseus thinks he knows best but is actually an idiot
Book 6 – In which Odysseus ruins a perfectly good game of football and has a bath
Book 7 – In which Odysseus needs to get up off the bloody floor!
Book 8 – In which Odysseus spins some discs and just can’t stop crying
Book 9 – Feasting on human flesh and eye-poking
Book 10 -In which Odysseus is a rubbish project manager and bacon is most definitely off the menu
Dante – The Divine Comedy
1 – Who fanices a trip to hell? (Inferno)
2 – So, what circle of hell do I belong in? (Inferno)
3 – I’d have sponsored Dante (Purgatorio)
4 – Purgatory is the new black (Purgatorio)
5 – Thou shalt not eat Pringles in bed whilst Netflixing (Purgatorio)
6 – Bring an autograph book (Purgatorio)
7 – Gluttony – then it’s just the lustful and we’re outta here! (Purgatorio)
8 – Lust – Bowow-chicka-wow (Purgatorio)
Lucy
Sarah
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