Book Stickers are bad, Pretend Book Stickers are worse but this Pretend Book Sticker is Genius.
I know I’m not alone in detesting the trend of publishers and book shops in plastering unsuspecting novels with stickers. Do they really believe we’re that susceptible to the vouchsafing of quality from those at the very pulse of literary criticism, Richard and Judy, and their ilk? Many of the secondhand books I buy have stickers on them, and once I’ve logged my purchases in my little notebook, alphabetically by author, I set about the painstaking process of sticker removal.
The one thing worse than stickers (apart from tv/film adaptation promotional covers, obviously) is the printed sticker. I loathe these with a vengeance. For the record, I also have issues with static caravans being static, as they clearly fail what is surely the main purpose of a caravan – to equip one with the facility to roam. Equally rage-inducing are those jumpers which have a detachable shirt collar allowing you to feign an extra layer under your woolly, which strikes me as not only ludicrous but utterly pointless, and don’t get me started on gas-fired barbeques – struggle and suffering are an essential part of the British summer al fresco eating experience! I find the pretense of all these things infuriating, and the same is true of the printed sticker. If the message on the pseudo-sticker is so important, just include it in the cover design. And breeeeathe…..
Sometimes, however, rules are there to be broken. I’ve started reading Ruth Ozeki’s A Tale For The Time Being and that has a ginormous fake sticker on the front. Before you break out in hives I have to say, it looks brilliant. The pretend sticker has been peeled back to reveal the face of a girl, Nao, whose story we learn of through her diary, washed up on a Canadian shore and found and read by Ruth. Nao’s diary has a red cover, so the peeling back of the red revealing an image of Nao beneath, beautifully invokes something of the story within the book’s pages. I’m really enjoying what I’ve read of A Tale of the Time Being so far. It’s quirky, engaging and clever, so it looks like the novel ingenuity of the cover is a true representation of what lies within. Brilliant!
*I am currently in a field. I will be plugged back into the blogosphere in a couple of weeks, see ya then!
Are you still teaching dancing hippies to knit?
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Yes, and no. I was, when this post posted, but now I’m back! 🙂
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Welcome back. 🙂
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I read the title of this post and I thought, surely not! But you’re right – that cover is wonderful 🙂
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I know. I never thought I’d like a cover sticker – a fake cover sticker at that – but it just goes to show, rules are there to be broken!
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That does look reasonably inventive. Frankly, I think anyone who takes a sticker near a book cover needs a good smacking….
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Haha, breathe Karen, breathe! I can hear Cerys Matthews right now ….’It’s all over the front page, you give me sticker rage……’ 🙂
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It is indeed a clever idea! And I’m glad it’s the circle “sticker” you mean – for a moment I thought you meant the small one, on the lower right corner, with a “B” on it… I was getting ready to call for help!
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Don’t! That ‘B’ sticker is giving me such grief. I’ve tried picking it off but it’s tearing the cover so I’m going to have to resort to soapy water *sigh*.
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Good luck! Isopropyl alcohol might also help.
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Ooo, good call. I shall try that, thanks! 🙂
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I’m am highly entertained by your hated of mock collars and static caravans. I always hated the term static caravan as I felt it suggested a mass of electric shocks for anyone that went within 20 feet of one. ‘Movable shack’ would be a much better term, for both them and mobile homes.
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Wow, I’ve never even considered the electric hair zapping meaning of static in relation to caravans before, but that has made it even worse! Meanwhile, my horror of mock collars remains, er, static.
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Hahaha, I love this post and your rage so much. I also love this book; looking forward to your beyond the sticker review.
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Thank you, it feels good to vent! The book is great, isn’t it? I’ll be posting up a fuller review soon. 🙂
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Thanks for your comments – and so pleased (relieved!) you like the cover. Have you tried the interactive part, which sees the sticker peel off completely?
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You’re welcome! Interactive sticker removal, you say? Oh my – I’m off to google that pronto! 🙂
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someone has gone and removed the sticker from the copy I picked up in a charity shop. Meanie!
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Oh no, what a shame! I’d almost suggest you replace it with another one but after reading Kaggsy’s comment earlier, I might be in line for a wallop! 😉
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A tip from my years in post-university unemployment as a charity bookseller: peel carefully then work the remaining gum off with a baby wipe.
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Ah, baby wipes! You have solved my dilemma, thank you. That bottom right sticker has been proving tricky to remove and threatening to tear the cover. Baby wipes will save the day!
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